With this week's clash against Port Adelaide looming, UDOGS provides Bulldog suporters with some handy self-defence hints. Since the majority of Port Supporter encounters involve groups of Port Supporters, it is advisable to stockpile a variety of moves to defend against them. Illustrated below is a simple three-step move that is effective and easy to learn. Although it involves three distinct parts, with practice the three parts will flow together as one. NB: This advice is given for self-defence purposes only. UDOGS does not condone physical violence of any kind.

Preparation: Assume a fighting posture; identify closest Port Supporter.

Step 1: With your right hand, strike closest Port Supporter.

Step 2: Deliver side kick to next Port Supporter.

Step 3: Strike third Port Supporter with your left hand; flee.